Further adventures of Boris and Doris?
Hello dears, Doris here. My husband Boris of 28 years near wedded bliss has asked me for a divorce. He tells me I snore too loudly. Not only that-he says I have lost my “hourglass figure.” All the sand has run to the bottom he says. I told him all my clothes are made to measure, but he asked yes but who for? I said “well you have faults you know; You listen to too many of the young wives tales rather than the old wives tales.” So dear readers, my question is can our marriage be saved? If you could give me some tips I would be most grateful. Thank you. A very happy Christmas to you all. xxx Kisses from Doris
fling him out but make sure its snowing and all his friends
see just in case they think they can get away with it as well
or do a shirley valentine !
Snoring Boris Vol. I
