A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she cant sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help
The vet tells her to tie a ribbon around the dog’s testicles, and he will stop snoring. “Wow!!” she says.
A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog’s testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed !!
Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking with his buddies.
He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins snoring loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him. So, she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her husband’s testicles. It also works on him!
The next day he glances in the mirror & sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. Very confused, he walks back into the bedroom and sees the red ribbon attached to dog’s testicles. He whispers to the dog, “I don’t know where we were or what we did but we took 1st and 2nd place in competition”
LOL. A Couple of Winners, were they? LOL.
Funny Snoring Shar Pei — Asleep in her Water Bowl!
