ok wives does your husband work in his sleep?
i know this is weird, but its meant to be funny too, my husand is a heavy equipment operator and he is always shifting gears and yelling stuff to his buddys. when he shifts gears he hits me in the face every time!! i tell him take a break already!! then he snores and sleeps in the middle of the bed. no wonder i am tired. anyway i know this is “different” but i would love to get some sleep any other tired wives out there.
my ex would snore and scream odd sentences in his sleep…direct quote:
“die pudding die!!” & “how much do the fans cost?”
lol
and my ex also had this really weird tendency to grope my breasts while he was sleeping, he’d just have his arm over me and the next thing ya know *squeeze*squeeze*snore*squeeze*snore*
lol
my husband doesn’t talk in his sleep, but he does snore quite a bit
and thankfully he doesn’t grope me (not that its not appreciated, just that its awkward coming from a sleeping man) lol
when we first got married the snoring bothered me…now it puts me to sleep, strange how that changes
PS, apparently I once sat up in bed and said “the penguins need to put their sweaters on, they’re cold” lol
both my husband and I have a history of sleep walking as children so I’m waiting to see if our son inherits that fun disorder…
Remedy For How To Stop Snoring – THE FACTS
