I never truly thought this would happen to me but my wife stunned me by saying she wants to separate?
our bedroom into two areas since I snore like a dying hippo- her words. She even recorded it for me. I asked her how she even slept. I’m sad about it, but she says she’s sadder. She wants to be in the same room though, some kind of sound barrier. Do you and yours have snoring issues?
I have reported this question for being in the wrong topic, its supposed to be posted under animail bereavement and veterinary care. Also, it contains blasfermey.
If you want us to help you with your marriage, then please have respect for the dead and dying. One hippo is worth a thousand angels in heaven, with those fluttering eyelashes and thunderous thighs slopping around in the mud.
Please tell your wife to reconsider her decision, after all this will have a terrible impact on the kids. I mean where will they know to crawl into bed when they have nightmares (about hippos)? Don’t give up, there is hope for every marriage. As for snoring, there is no cure, I’m sorry.
The Snoring Hippo
