What message would you send to a mole with a broken arm?
The Mole has been struck down or rather has fallen of her little bike whilst returning from a boot sale laden with booty. She has dislocated her shoulder and broken her arm so bad that the hospital did not have a long enough metal plate to fix it so they have one coming tomorrow and they will operate to put poor Moley back together tomorrow afternoon. In pragmatic Moley fashion she had her accident right outside the house of two gay chaps who happen to be a paramedic and an orthepedic shouder surgeon and were unloading their shopping at the time. By the time I got the phone call and arrived on the scene she was already being zonked with Entonox and discussing curtains while the boot sale was being destroyed by the air ambulance. I left her snoring peacefully in hospital after being given the NHS intravenous Party mix.
Give her all my best please Penfold, I hope all goes smoothly, She’s one Sussex self harmer of which I’m very fond
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