more cat haiku’s?
Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner.
I want to be close
to you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?
Wanna go outside.
Oh, crap! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!
Oh no! Big One
has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!
Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams.
My claws are not that sharp.
Cats meow out of angst
“Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much!”
The Big Ones snore now
Every room is dark and cold
Time for “Cup Hockey.”
In deep sleep hear sound
Cat vomit hair ball somewhere
Will find in morning.
We’re almost equals
I purr to show I love you.
Want to smell my butt?
The cat is not all
Bad – she fills the litter box
With Tootsie Rolls.
…..very funny
excellent…awesome…….made me lol…good job…keep up the good jokes
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