Want to read some Kid’s jokes. Warning! Clean.?
Q What color is a burp?
A Burple
Q Why did the tiger look inside the toilet?
A He was looking for Pooh
Q Why didn’t anyone want to sleep with daddy Dinosaur?
A Because he was a Bronto-Snore-Us
Q What do you call a short psychic who escaped from jail?
A A small medium at large
Q Where did the spaghetti go to dance?
A The meat ball
Q Why did the bacon laugh?
A Because the egg cracked a yoke.
Q Why did the dog go to court?
A Because he got a barking ticket.
lol! the first one cracked me up! FINALLY some1 is telling clean jokes!!! THANKU!
Pooh Bear Snoring
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Sing ‘N Snore Pooh $24.99 This adorable 14-inch plush Pooh is dressed in his pj’s and ready for bed. When your child sits him up and squeezes his hand, Pooh lets her know he’s ready for his nap. When she lays him down, he starts to sing his very special Pooh version of “Hush Little Baby Don’t Say a Word” and gradually sings himself to sleep. Once asleep, his tummy rises up and down as he snores. When your child wakes him u… |
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Who Snores More (Disney Winnie the Pooh) Using the characters from Winnie the Pooh delightful little books for the toddler with short sentences and thoughts and fitted to tiny hands…. |
