Do any of you women fancy a little, skinny,baldy headed fella.?
I’m not partial to work (it makes me tired) so I have little money.
I drink too much and I have bad breath and talk in my sleep.
I also snore.
I take a bath at least once a fortnight so I’m spotless underneath.
Because of my impoverished situation all applicants must be financially sound. You must also be attractive and own your house.
Please don’t expect regular sex (my doctor said the friction could have a detrimental effect on my skin condition.
A photo is a must. please don’t apply ifyou have young children (I find that I trip over them when I’m drunk)
please email me if you think you fit the bill.
I could probably hook you up with a big gay bear lookin mate of mine!
You sound like just his type! I’ll get him to mail you.
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